for
one of them you actually need to be dead to get to, the other one is where the devil lives.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 1:47, archived)

On the train from Kings X on Monday,
I told the conductor that a ticket to Hell had been ordered for me by my mum. She laughed.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 1:54, archived)

your
mum laughed or the conductor ?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 2:03, archived)

Both.............

( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 2:19, archived)