The Tower of London is in flames!
Big Ben has toppled into the Thames!
Cholera in the streets!
Plymouth devoured by sea monster!
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 10:21, archived)

Piss orf cloggy;)

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 10:22, archived)

In other news,
Kitten stuck in tree. Aaaaaaahhhh.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 10:23, archived)

Coming up: Bush
Fell Of Bike.
(Harry, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 10:25, archived)

House prices have rocketed
Teenage ASBO thugs wearing more caps than this time last year
*Applies for position at Daily Mail.
(Sir Ian Blair, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 10:41, archived)