If he does go, there are some conditions that must be met to avoid becoming a member of Club Shit:
1) He must wear a cape.
2) He must wear a crown.
3) He must carry a sceptre, to smack people with when they refuse to bow down to the Leader of The Internet.

It can only happen that way.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 2:33, archived)