Don't lie, it's obviously not raining.
Also, shut up about bacon. I'm quite hungry.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

brown sauce and runny yolk, mmmmmmmm...

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

Oh FUCK OFF.
Bastard. I hope it chokes you.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)