He takes it away every day, then gets back before any of the rest of us do.
The gip is he lives about two seconds away, in a house that I KNOW has a garage at the end of the back garden, with access behind it. What is it with BMW drivers?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

it's nothing to do with BMW drivers.
CHB drives them. I've had a couple. This chap is just a cunt who happens to have a BMW, not the other way round.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)

He's not the first BMW driver I've known to be a complete twat.
Sorry, though, Badgypoos.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

The Venn diagram of the people I know
with the subsets "twats" and "BMW drivers" and "non-BWM drivers" overlaps much more between the first and the third, but point taken ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

Audi drivers are the new BMW drivers

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)