pass me the potato peeler, I'll have these undercrackers off in a minute

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

I'll 'strip' your 'skin'
whilst wanking off into a basin full of lynx deoderant cans
( broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)