right, i'm going to bed
then having a shower, then going to bed again

i'll have an alarm call please and a small miniature pitcher shaped like the tower of grayskull with some strong coffee in it, and some toast.
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

I CAN SEE YOUR BOTTY FROM HERE

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)

you love my botty
i should charge you. backwards.
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

Your mum's fanny looks like a corned beef tortilla.

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)

yeah it tastes like one too!

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

It looks as arousing as a dog drowning in piss

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

EMERGENCY WOBBLE RESPONSE TEAM, ENGAGE!
i41.tinypic.com/fe3nh1.jpg
( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

what the hell was he thinking?

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/fa2a3ab468c53bb760c2/menatwork4.gif
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)

hahah are you one of those?

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)

Those what? Gloves?
No.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)

you know..
gits
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)

Been called worse.

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

I feel overcome with ennui and a horrible emptiness of being.

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)

All in all, I think I need a hug.

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

*kicks you in the shin*

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)