I expected better from you, as my future husband.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:31, archived)

Have you run this by Aberdeen, first?
That's what's important.
Maybe there'll be a plot twist. Like I'm going to run off with Pickle Fairy, or Friz?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:33, archived)

You better not, you cheating cunt.
I'll fuck you right up.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:35, archived)

KICK HIM IN THE FANNY

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:36, archived)

NOOOOOOOO!
NOT MY FANNY!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:36, archived)

RIGHT UP THE MANCUNT

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:38, archived)

I'll give you problems up the mancunt
RIGHT up the minge
( broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:50, archived)

I WISH

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:51, archived)

I'M NOT SURE HOW TO RESPOND WITHOUT SHOUTING

( broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:53, archived)

GO FOR IT

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:54, archived)

ME & A FRIEND ARE BEING DEAD CHAVVY & PLAYING MUSIC WELL LOUD
JOIN US
( broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:56, archived)

HOW

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:57, archived)

PLAY MUSIC
WELL LOUD INNIT
( broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:58, archived)

I AM

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:03, archived)

I AM NOT

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:09, archived)

I LIED
I'm not really
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:10, archived)

U IS WELL SHIT

( broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:14, archived)

WE'VE FOUND JMG's WEAK SPOT
STICK IT RIGHT UP HIS CLUTCH.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:38, archived)