oh Esme, you're only saying that because you're dull and you need internet attention

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:26, archived)

I hate you, you're so mean to me.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:29, archived)

*rides in on the horse of shining pander*
*slaps about face with the gauntlet of justice*
*wonders whats on telly*
( broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:29, archived)

I AM GOING FOR A WALK
BYE
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:30, archived)

I AM GOING TO BED

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:30, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:31, archived)

Is your password MCMXCVI

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:35, archived)

you CUNT

( broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:31, archived)

Now you're left with people like me.
SUFFER.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:32, archived)

I'm quite tired
does it liven up?
( broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:36, archived)

I'm back from uni
It's party time woooooooo yeah omgz wooooooooo parteeeeh (in my pants)
( Sammo, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:38, archived)

You seem like a bit of a twat
no offence
( broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:39, archived)

Hmm
how can you not mean to offend when calling someone a twat, surely that makes you the socially awkward twat?
( Sammo, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:42, archived)

You're in a shit mood.
Get some sleep.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:42, archived)

Fair point, advice noted, gnight

( broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:49, archived)

Beware of the b3tans

( broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:30, archived)

don't forget to take your legs!

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:30, archived)