underwear
you need more cash than that though so erm, dunno
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)

seriously though
if you could stretch to a proper Aubade bra and thong she would be on you like a ferret up a drainpipe.

It's sexy and (this'll be the bit that wins it for you) really really comfortable.
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)