I don't think that's the right word.

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

*disappointedly ticks a clipboard*
I'm afraid you're not the kind of person we require here at Proper University.

You'll have to do Carpet Technology at Nottingham Trent.
( moohalaa, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)