He's cheating on you.
/someonehadtodoit
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)

I dunno how, he's my conjoined twin - he must be drugging me.
Thanks for the heads up ;)
(Northern Lovely, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)

It's okay.
I'm a private detective.
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)