Oh,
hang on.
It's the same story in Russian.
Nevermind.
At least I'm getting attention.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)

do something funny and stop being shit

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)