It's like reading Joyce.
'When policemen have rushed into an apartment in Oxfordshire, the 23-years guy already was in a loop. Doctors speak, that if policemen were late all for some minutes, a life to the patient to rescue it would be impossible.

Before making an attempt suicides, the citizen of the Great Britain has left the message in a chat: " In 15 minutes, I shall commit suicide " after that it has left the Internet. At this time in a chat there was a girl from Australia. It has immediately communicated with the friend from Cambridgeshire, and that, in turn, has addressed in a local police.

Policemen needed some minutes to calculate the real address the Internet-user. The door it was opened by the younger sister of the suicide to whom nothing was known about the drama which has developed on the second floor, in a room of its brother.

Site Daily Mail informs, that the 23-years Englishman communicated with the girl on a site of acquaintances b3ta.com. '
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)

that's what you get for using an online translator
it actually called b3ta a dating website - сайте знакомств
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)

I can't speak Russian.
so i let the funky music do the talking (talking)
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)

You mean it's not a dating website?

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)

haha, its the best some people get :(

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)