I'm well posh me
I'm not holding out much hope for myself. Chillified monkfish and guinness for dinner last night.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 8:27, archived)

I'm listening to Voodoo People remixed with Pendulum, keeping myself a wake.
Dont know why, got fuck all to do today. How come you're in Scotty anyway?
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)

I love it here
Edinburgh is my favourite city and they do killer breakfasts
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 8:33, archived)

My mum lives up on the coast about 20 miles out of Dumfries, it's genuinely amazing there.
I've said this before to people, but theres just no better feeling than there being nobody except you for ten miles in any direction.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)