Shame about the gig :S
Also (FB ref), the reason you can't get them to fit your knees is because you're a pirate and have peg legs.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

Fucking annoying is what it is. Bloody peg legs.
Aye, it was a shame, I was looking forward to it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

Ah well, they sound like a bunch of dicks.
Our gig at the Chop N Rod fesival fell through because the council wouldn't give them a music license XD. I wasn't that bothered by it anyway...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

Yeah, innit.
I'm going to end up as svelte as you by the end of the day.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)