I sellotape myself across the door.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)

For kicks though, not to catch out mens.
I'm going home in an hour, vomiting is not fun.

FFS.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)