I'd like to see a detergent ad
where they take some clothes off a supermarket attendee (as they do) but instead of throwing a cup of coffee or rubbing in shoe polish (to the gasps of the audience), they splatter on the contents of a mooncup, surrounded by the heaves and retches of the audience whilst the washerwoman holds it up to the camera, plastic smile gleaming, and a little rivulet of gloopy claret teasing its way down the fabric.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

Hmmmmmmmm. Claret.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)