cunt,
and I called them willy and fanny
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:46, archived)

Enid Blyton
always had characters in her books called Fanny, and her characters in her boarding school books used to 'anxiously finger their tennis racquets'
( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:49, archived)