It's been warm here today so I am going to go get fish and chips in a bit and go to the beach.
I stay cool using an elaborate set of hoses pumping cold water all over my body.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

sounds complicated

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

I think I lied when I said it was elaborate.
It's just a hose.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)