ha
reminds me of old trafford, drove past on match day and some scally kids on the nearby estate were hiring their da's drives for parking, one of them had a sign that read:-

Secure

Par King
£5

I thought it would be a good name for a golf player.
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:16, archived)