I was nicknamed Jesus at an old job.
I think it's something which comes to all long haired men.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

I had that as well
(See profile for proof why)
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)