I imagine this has been much awaited
My standup:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

unmitigated shit

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)

Why thankyou

( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

Oh that reminds me, I have to add you to THE LIST.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

What list would that be?

( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

THE LIST.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

It is a fantastic list

(__, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

Didn't make the newsletter though :(
Although I suppose to anyone that doesn't regularly use /talk, it probably isn't that funny.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

wait wait i've been away from talk for a while
is this a list of flounces and tantrums?
if so I need to see it.
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

Click profile and be AMAZED.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

holy shit, you crazy autist, that's kind of wonderful

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

mines not there
boosh
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

lesbians in custard was a bona fide classic

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

Chocolate custard, please
And they were wrestling. Quite a weird evening, but such are summer camps.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

rofl dull autistic liar

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

rofl tired meme
Can't anyone think of anything new?

Jesus, it's like everyone in the office asking if you've had your ears lowered after a haircut.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

I really hope you didn't use that joke in your stand up

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

Nope.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

Can I just ask
Who the fuck are you.

Because I see myself as a regular, but have never even fucking noticed you.

Who are you?

Seriously
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

It's piston.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)

You should use that in your standup.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

meme? it's not a meme, you really are dull and autistic and you lie all the time

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)

what is this shit?

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

now it's here i don't want to watch it, it's like drunkenly ordering a snuff tape off ebay

( ArthurTheRat, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

3 guy 1 hammer dewd.
And it's FREE
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

It's much more entertaining that you'd imagine.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

so i saw Shonen Knife tonight. pretty good, but my bike lock broke and i don't have a spare key.
and what is it with airline food?
( scott,, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

i quite like it. it's better than sandwiches

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)

sometimes it is sandwiches

( scott,, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)