But I won't because he's not real he's a fictional alien robot who can transform into a vehicle
Sorry to disappoint planearm but it's all CGI.
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

*reads*
*runs off crying*
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

Anne Summers would be all over that shit
if it were true.

/solo sex quip
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)