But Pertwee is dead now, so he was dead before you met him and dead after you met him
I can only conclude that you were a contributing factor in the death of Jon Pertwee, you fucking bitch.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

I WASN'T
I told him I was actually more excited meeting him more than anyone else, as I loved Worzel Gummidge. He was quite pleased :)
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

There's only so much
the heart of an aged dandy can take, and I'm pretty sure WW could finish him off any time she liked with a bat of the eyelids.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)