I heard a football joke today. This is it
"I found a Newcastle United season ticket nailed to a tree today. I kept it, of course. You can never have too many nails." The end
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

*applause*

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

Cheers.
I'm sure it's funny to the knuckle draggers amongst us. I, however, am WAY above this kind of thing.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)