You've answered the wrong question.
I'd bully you now, but Broadsword might get all white knight on me.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)

he's gone to bed
how about Syncubus?
would you like him to pop in and say hi?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:52, archived)

Hasn't Syncubus killed himself yet?
If not, why the fuck not?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:53, archived)

He's going to see his girlfriend in South Africa in August.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

Him and Bou are still together?

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)

as of last week

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

This raises the question - why do you know?
Do you mingle with him, online?

I need to know so that I know whether to hate you or not.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)

I talked to him for about five minutes last week. It had been months since I had.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)

Oh my. You've really gone downhill.
I might not vote for you.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)

downhill?
you weren't busting my balls when I talked to him on a regular basis
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

Don't bring facts into this.
It's Dave Trouser's Ranty Bollocks Nonsense Hour.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)

shove it up your cock

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)

Jesus.

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

No he isn't.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)

Oh okay

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)