Only because of your vile toes.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:52, archived)

well, better than nothing
perhaps i'll send you one of the amputated piggies as a prize.
( Wiggle nom, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)

Don't do that, or I'll make you look at I Love Horses.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)