I know someone who had a mong child.
They used the massive amounts of cash they got as a "prize" to build a massive extension to the house. Cocks.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:08,
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Gas them.
Or feed them to lions at ZOOS.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:11,
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