YES

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

hello you dreadful old trout
*touches inappropriately*
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)

Hello you old fucker.
*touches you back*

I have no fags left:(
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)

I'm rolling up a rollie right now
I have fags and coffee and coffee and fags
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)

Cunt.
I might try and salvage a broken one from my bag.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)

There should totally be a porn film of me and gilgamesh spitroasting Esme.
It would be erotic AND disdainful.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)

Let's do it.
Have your people phone my people.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)

I WANT A FUCKING FAG:(((

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)

You can't smoke and gobble cock at the same time.
OR CAN YOU?
Email us your answers.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

I'll have a damn good try.
Send fags.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

Give them up.
They make you smell (worse). With that face you need all the help you can get, and not stinking like shit is a step in the right direction.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)

Cheers, Dave.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)

I'm a giver.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)

Cigarette brands that make you stink like shit pt 1:
Dunghill
( broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

Shit cunt purple

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)

I've got loads here.
It's almost too many. I think I'll chuck a few in the bin.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)

Cunt.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

Me too.
They're so cheap over here I wipe my arse with them.
( broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)

SEND FAGS

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)