Double please, no sugar.
I'm feeling very sleepy this morning!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:12, archived)

*Gives you a mug of black instant coffee*
Closest you're getting.
( Bats, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:14, archived)

*refuses to drink and huffs off*

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 8:17, archived)