interrupted every 16.3 seconds
by a "soothing" voice telling you you're still in the queue, and you call "is important to us"
(teasus likes tea, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:14, archived)

Your call is important to us.
Why else would we have gone ten minutes without answering it?
( Newington, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:21, archived)