I do this
it doesn't always work.
Or just press keys at random, and when you finally speak to a human being, insist that you followed the instructions perfectly.
( Newington, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:14, archived)

I hum bod's tune down the phone.
I've done this for so long that I don't remember why I started doing it. I must have had a very good reason.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:17, archived)