That
is an awful lot of words. Condensed?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 11:59, archived)

No crash at the Pentagon/Grassy Knoll/Area 51/the Jews/Masons/we're all going to die.
(Small Beer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:02, archived)

ARRRGH!
*runs to the hills*
*contracts sheep AIDS*
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:04, archived)

ARGH THE BLACK HELICOPTERS ARE COMING!!!11!1oneone
Don't forget to secure your tinfoil hat with a chinstrap. Or something like that.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:03, archived)