The water level happens to be optimum.

( hoifbjifbef, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:13, archived)

My bottom
tops thigh opium.

QED Ipso facto ergo sum, I WIN! Never darken my water again.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:17, archived)