I had a call from some tosser telling me I'd won a holiday voucher
I told him to phone back later as I was masturbating

he didn't call back
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 4:16, archived)

TOSSER ON TOSSEE ACTION!
I applaud, and indeed stand up whilst replying.
It's that good.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 4:18, archived)

if he calls again, I'll pretend I'm bleeding to death and get him to call an ambulance

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 4:21, archived)