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Somebody is calling me.
But I can't be arsed to move.


You've quite obviously been there. Who'd like to claim it's a random gay bloke or my Mother?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 4:23, archived)
It's dawn now. Again.
Fuck' sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 4:24, archived)
Where are you currently at?
Asides on your back in Middle England and ROFL?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 4:27, archived)
Lolol
In the flat in Northampton. It's very bright.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 4:32, archived)
There's loads of clouds blocking the sun
I think JMG must steal all the sunlight
(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 4:34, archived)
Dole, Bald, Mum, etc
Another day, another JMG
(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 4:35, archived)
I hate it when I get bored at dawn, I do things I wish I hadn't.
Just watched 3guys1hammer.

Don't.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dnepropetrovsk_maniacs
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 4:42, archived)
I am currently sporting a facemask,
for lack of anything better to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 4:49, archived)
Besides Piston's Stand Up
that video was the only thing online that I've ever had to stop watching.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 4:51, archived)
I kind of want to see it now.
Link?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 4:53, archived)
Found it.
Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 4:55, archived)
Don't watch it all.
I didn't read about it before watching, and discovered the screwdriver-to-eye scene all by myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 4:57, archived)
I only watched up to where they were pressing the hammer against his face, like they were going to bash his jaw.
It's somehow worse when it's slow like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 4:58, archived)
I must have missed this
I only got up to the bit where he failed his driving test three times
(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 5:00, archived)
LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 5:01, archived)
He doesn't die throughout that. He can still move his arms right toward the end.
Reading up, the fuckwits were due to get an appeal hearing on the 23rd. I can't find any news since Feb though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 5:01, archived)
Fucking hell:(
They killed a pregnant woman and a child, amongst others. How fucking freaky, three people with that mentality found each other.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 5:02, archived)
They're claiming it wasn't them, and the police digitally altered the footage to make it look like them.
If you're going to be a psycho, at least don't be a fucking coward too.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 5:03, archived)
Yeah, I read that bit.
Fucking lunatics. How the fuck were they allowed an appeal. This is the kind of case where I do approve of the death penalty.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 5:05, archived)
Piston's stand up? Yeah, it is a bit brutal :(
www.jamescartercomedy.com/
(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 4:55, archived)
Oh fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 4:56, archived)
No. If you want to find it, you do it.
It'll be your fault though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 4:56, archived)
can't be your mum, she'd just go upstairs and knock on your bedroom door

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 4:26, archived)
I think I was once labelled as living in a bungalow. So you best check.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 4:27, archived)
oh come on now, there isn't enough time in the day to keep up with all this stuff
honestly Brian, you must think I'm on the dole or something
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 4:29, archived)
"My partner and I are having threesomes but we get jealous when it's one-on-one and we're the one left out."
Deidre's advice: Stop having threesomes.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 4:27, archived)
Frank's advice: arrange a foursome
edit: much better advice here www.dailysport.com/michelles_sex_clinic.asp?CID=23
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 4:28, archived)
Deidrie's pushing 60.
Fuck her advice. Get a gun.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 4:28, archived)
Who wrote that? A man or a woman?
If it's a man, he needs to grow a pair of fucking manballs.

If it's a woman, she needs to stop letting her husband fuck other women
(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 4:28, archived)
It's a bitch yo.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 4:30, archived)
Silly womanfolk
They need to CONTROL their men
(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 4:30, archived)
Someone must come in and rob my fucking lighters.
They just disappear.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 4:33, archived)