*attention seeking new post*

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

@baldmonkey
How is that any different to the rest of us?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

A bit should fit your horse’s mouth so that the mouthpiece extends approximately 1/4 inch (0.6 cm) beyond the horse’s lips on either side, but not so tight that the horse might be pinched by any movable cheek pieces. You also don’t want a great length of bit hanging out of the horse’s mouth. The different parts of the mouthpieces on bits are made to sit on specific areas of the mouth. So for the bit to be effective, the bit needs to contact those areas properly. You also don’t want the bit pulling through the horse’s mouth when you pull on a rein.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

I'm that kid from Equus,
so you don't want to tell me what I should or shouldn't do to a horse.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)

I'm going to have a smoke.
Cloudy lemonade is the best.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

Damn your Chlamydiade to hell, Sir
Ting is the master of fizz
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

I had TING the other day and felt they missed out on a JamaiCAN pun

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)