Except for that time some twat asked a message board for their opinions on his twat hair.
There was that time.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 1:16, archived)

@meatfish
to be fair
you are a twat
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 1 Jul 2009, 1:34, archived)