Trout taunting is a popular hobby out here in the Fens.
Along with horse teasing, cow tipping and laughing at pigs.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:51, archived)

but they're well funny, pigs.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:55, archived)

And tasty. Don't forget tasty.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)

pigs are expensive, pink and annoying. But also delicious, which is why we breed them
there might be a few more polar bears left if people wanted one for breakfast.

/Mitchell and Webb
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:29, archived)