OHH DT!
Why must you always be such a hoot and a craftsman of japes?!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)

I can't help it.
It just happens.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)