@The Doveston
I at times cry myself to sleep at night thinking of lovely SSG's pain.
I think a fitting memorial to him would be a flashmob event at a local high school, where we fill in the fat kids at lunchtime.
All in his honour.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

I bet you cry brown ale
I also bet your poos look like Alan Shearer. EVERY. LAST. ONE.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)