I'd like to scramble her eggs
WITH MY SCRAMBLER SHAPED SPERMS

or fork/whisk whatever you use to do that
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)

Extra challenge for Rik:
Do this without checking what the image is first.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 0:22, archived)