He's a hideous cunt.
At least you were frotting yours up my leg in the pub, you minx.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)

Pfffft

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)

I feel I know you better than I should

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)

I don't remember that:(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:08, archived)

I do
:(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)

HAHA

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)

You shut up.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)

You can't make me.
Fuggo.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)

It was like my trousers had been savaged by a massive slug

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)

Clickin' dis!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:18, archived)