Steady on, I'm applying for a job, not selling my soul to Satan.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 7:44, archived)

Linux tech support?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 7:51, archived)

Now that's just an unreasonably accurate guess.
How did you know?
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 7:55, archived)

Because the only people who sport neckbeards are fatties and UNIX programmers, and you're no fatty.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 7:56, archived)

Not yet.
Going from a job where I walk around for six hours a day to one where I sit down all day while consuming the same number of energy drinks is likely to leave me a little denser.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 7:58, archived)

You're going to get diabetes.
Enjoy your feet while you can.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:02, archived)

I may become the world's first crime-fighting linux techie just to keep the weight off.
Fancy becoming my sidekick?
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:07, archived)

I'm nobody's sidekick.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:16, archived)