Mrs Robinson in our School
was also a right horrible twat. Always free and easy with the throwing of blackboard rubbers at us. She's dead now. This does not make me sad.
(Bababoon, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:04, archived)

Mr Gwilliam twatted Eddie in the head with a board rubber, he was a cunt too.
he once asked me if I liked him, naturally I said no, so the fucker hit me. Top teaching tips there kids.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:05, archived)