Things I would like to do:
Take up a textiles course to learn to make my own clothes.
Have a go at jewellery making.

What would you like to learn how to do? Tell me now.
( Bats, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:54, archived)

Glass blowing
All primal and that
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:55, archived)

Cut in a straight line
using scissors. It's my lifes ambition.
(Bababoon, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:55, archived)

When I was i the third year of first school I told my teacher I couldn't cut straight
He kept me in at dinner time and made me cut a load of A4 up. The lesson I learnt was Mr Robinson was a vindictive cunt.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:57, archived)

Mrs Robinson in our School
was also a right horrible twat. Always free and easy with the throwing of blackboard rubbers at us. She's dead now. This does not make me sad.
(Bababoon, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:04, archived)

Mr Gwilliam twatted Eddie in the head with a board rubber, he was a cunt too.
he once asked me if I liked him, naturally I said no, so the fucker hit me. Top teaching tips there kids.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:05, archived)

Fly a full size helicopter
also how to carve a spoon without causing blood loss.
( M o D, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:56, archived)

I would like to try this
I can fly RC Helicopters fairly well and think the real life can't be that difficult
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:02, archived)

Another RC heli pilot :)
Well it must be easier than RC helis, no nose in to learn ;)
( M o D, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:08, archived)

Fly a plane

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:56, archived)

Play a keyboard.

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:57, archived)

fly like superman
i'm aiming high
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:58, archived)

I would like to be able to draw better. My drawing skills are shit.
Also better at the piano, but that's just because I'm a tad rusty at the moment.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:58, archived)

that's not very ambitious
I'd like to learn how to breathe sand and a machine to make more outer space, but here
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:59, archived)

what if you could ONLY breathe sand
that wouldn't be much fun
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:04, archived)

how to boil and egggy wegggie, they have no instructions on them
i might ask a forum
( mongychops, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:59, archived)

Three of our electric trains failed yesterday when the HVAC packed up
If only people would shut the doors behind them then the system wouldn't be overworked in hot weather. Oh why must people be so rubbish when it comes to important heat related issues?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:01, archived)

it is a shocking view on modern society when people abuse the hvac
i've been having no end of troubles, a honeywell fcu controller packed up yesterday, the ladys office is very warm :((((
( mongychops, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:03, archived)

Sad times, sad times indeed.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:07, archived)

Breakdance

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:01, archived)