I've had her
she's got a fanny like an old leather squeezebox
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:38, archived)

If I've told you once
I've told you a thousand times
that's no way to talk about your mum
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:43, archived)