If you've been barred, then they don't like you.
Find a new pub and take your money to them instead.
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)

Or save the money and spend it all on aspirin and then take them all at once.
It gets you high. Honest.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)