If you've been barred, then they don't like you.Find a new pub and take your money to them instead.
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:02,
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Or save the money and spend it all on aspirin and then take them all at once.It gets you high. Honest.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:05,
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