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I am selling a piece of string on ebay at the moment if anybody is interested, I think you'll find the starting price very reasonable.
( diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:09, archived)

FOAD
No offence.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:11, archived)

I don't know what

that means, so none taken

yet
( diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:13, archived)

Feign Orgasm And Dance

(Auntie Vera, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)

Probably.
Although I am sure I remember "Off And Die" coming into it somewhere.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:16, archived)

Oh Tacpprm.
If you squint, your name looks like tapeworm.
Tapeworms.
They're not very nice.
Therefore, matriculation.
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)

STRING THEORY!

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:11, archived)

5D maths gives me a headache!
11 dimensional stuff can fuck right off!
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:12, archived)

...There's a 5th dimension?
Bugger Jesus up the arse sideways with a tray of enchiladas.
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)

You get as many dimensiones as you like
if you are a depraved mathematician type.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:17, archived)

I'm trying really hard to get a mental image of that

but I can't

*closes eyes and tries again*

*fails*

*tries again*

*still fails*

*tries again...*
( diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)

Try harder.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:19, archived)

How long is it?

(Auntie Vera, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:13, archived)

Check out the auction

just type in piece of string into ebay, i don't think there will be many
( diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)

Is the pictured ball of string the actual ball of string from which the piece of string that you are selling will be cut? If not, I demand to see photos of the actual ball of string from which the piece of string that you are selling will be cut before I contemplate making a bid on the piece of string.
(Auntie Vera, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:19, archived)

It clearly
states that the picture shown is NOT the ball it will come from

*sighs*

*loves it when you demand*

*smirks*
( diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:23, archived)

Duh!
I must read things betterer.

I also need to see the scissors. And a picture of you holding the ball of string and scissors. Nekkid.
(Auntie Vera, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:26, archived)

There is one there

but again only special people can see it.

Under ll my clothes, I'm ALWAYS nekkid ;)
( diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:30, archived)

Phwoar!
*fwaps*
(Auntie Vera, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:35, archived)